My Oscar goes to...

Emma Stone.
For being a natural talent. For being comfortable, funny and genuine on the red carpet. As opposed to Michelle Williams (that was uncomfortable) or George Clooney (if you don't want to be there, STAY HOME!).  For being able to ACT in your little skit while presenting. Thank you for rehearsing so that you were natural to watch and my stomach wasn't in knots because I felt so uncomfortable and embarrassed for you. NOT like Angelina Jolie - most of us can still hear the gibberish that's coming out of your mouth even if you stick your very long and very thin leg out of your dress!
Way to go kid, you just might make it!