I am writing this letter to inform you that I have concerns
over the direction our relationship has taken in the past few months. I believe
my concerns might come as a shock to you since you still seem to be benefiting greatly
from our long distance relationship. However, for me, the stress over our
relationship situation has caused me to indulge in many comfort foods and now I
have what I believe is medically called a muffin top. So, that’s it, I’m back, and I’m taking
back what is rightfully mine in our relationship. I will be putting many miles
on your machines, wiping my sweat on your clean towels and using up your hot
water. See you in the morning GoodLife Fitness!
P.S. I'm now off to find something new to wear!
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